Grease Monkey Guru Mugs

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Oil shock.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

SWOTs

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'He's just experiencing a growth spurt'

Courtney Love

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'