Grease Monkey Mugs

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'Bob, call you back. A big auto body job just drove in.'

Chip wagon oil change.

Mechanic's workshop.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Car repairs

A mess of mechanics

M.O.Tut tut while you wait

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Harold is an auto mechanic. He just can't get enough of his job!'

"It's funny how Grace loves reading and Baldo loves cars."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Parisian man eating pastries

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

Monkey Business

'It takes all day to eat it.'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"No, honey, you didn't make history on that day - you made halloumi!"

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

Cheese

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

"I'm your problem."

Cheese Plaiters.

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.