Grease Gastronaut Mugs

Fat food.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Fuels paradise.

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"I'm your problem."

Chip wagon oil change.

"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

A mess of mechanics

"I'd like seconds!"

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

'Harold is an auto mechanic. He just can't get enough of his job!'

A woman looks at the menu posted in the front window of a restaurant; a nearby sign reads "Free gluten".

'Which of the high cholesterol foods are the safest?'

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

The Full Mountie!

"It's funny how Grace loves reading and Baldo loves cars."

'A table near the food, please.'