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Fat food.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

Fuels paradise.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

"I'm your problem."

Chip wagon oil change.

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"

"I'd like seconds!"

A mess of mechanics

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

'Harold is an auto mechanic. He just can't get enough of his job!'

Create Your Own Burger.

"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."

A woman looks at the menu posted in the front window of a restaurant; a nearby sign reads "Free gluten".

'Which of the high cholesterol foods are the safest?'

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

M.O.Tut tut while you wait

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