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"Having trouble stopping huh? Ah well, them's the brakes."

The Brothers Grime

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

"What's another word for evolution?"

Son, it's time you learned the facts of life. I'm dropping you off at the Monkey House in the zoo.

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

"Well, they were the low bidders."

"I'm your problem."

Chip wagon oil change.

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

In truth, monkey business is not much fun at all.

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'