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Taking work home.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Chocs away.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Hellbillies.

Shakespeare Project

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

"I'm your problem."

Chip wagon oil change.

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

A mess of mechanics

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

Worm eats the fish.

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

'Harold is an auto mechanic. He just can't get enough of his job!'

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."

Active Yogurt Culture

'Yes, it is a romantic moon, Peter, but do you have to use my navel as an ash tray?'

"It's funny how Grace loves reading and Baldo loves cars."

Street Food Vendors

M.O.Tut tut while you wait