Grease Enthusiast Mugs

'I'll have the fried fish, fried onions and French fries, and he'll have the grease.'

Street Food Vendors

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Barbeque Casualty.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'It's more festive-looking!'

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

It's all gravy.

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

GLOO!

How Gary got his groove back.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Loyd Grossman

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

Dog BBQ

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Barbecue in the snow.

'Crowd Source'