Gravy Enthusiast Gifts

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

'Makes its own gravy? What's wrong with my gravy?'

Highlights of the tasting menu at the diner...

Newton discovers gravy

A gravy boat navigating the hazardous Mashed Potato Passage.

'How's the steak?' 'The steak's ok. The gravy's tough.'

It's all gravy.

'Mmmmm! Gravy!'

The Gravy Company

"But stew is just everything I don't like in gravy."

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Barbeque Casualty.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

Dog BBQ

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

Barbecue in the snow.

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).