Gravy Connoisseur Gifts

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"What'll ya have?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

It's all gravy.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

Baker

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

The Butcher of 35th street.

Sauce close to the PM.

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Crusty Bread

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

Maybe I'm just a sucker for marketing, but I think bottled pond scum water really does taste better.

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"