Gravy Connoisseur Pillows

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Scotch and water musick."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"What'll ya have?"

It's all gravy.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

Sauce close to the PM.

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

Baker

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Crusty Bread

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."