Gravy Aficionado Pillows

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Flying sauces.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Classic Emojis for sale.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

It's all gravy.

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Source of Information

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Mouse shopping after hours

Dijon Vu

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'