Gravy Seeker Pillows

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Chano Pozo,

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Ginger Baker.

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Fred Astaire

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

It's all gravy.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

Kelly Mittendorf

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

The weight of winning gold.

Rich Cow: 'Simon Cowell'

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

Red Carpet

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

Trumpets Green

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

Carla Bruni

Priest And Aliens