Gravy Seeker Pillows

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

It's all gravy.

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

The weight of winning gold.

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

Red Carpet

Trumpets Green

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"

Priest And Aliens

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Next Wise Man Please.