Gravy Aficionado Gifts

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Flying sauces.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Classic Emojis for sale.

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

It's all gravy.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Source of Information

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Dijon Vu

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

Mouse shopping after hours

Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.