Gravy Guild Member Gifts

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

It's all gravy.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"Cemetery Pie"

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

'The gravy turned out a bit thick.'

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

'How's the steak?' 'The steak's ok. The gravy's tough.'

A gravy boat navigating the hazardous Mashed Potato Passage.

Newton discovers gravy

"But stew is just everything I don't like in gravy."

Highlights of the tasting menu at the diner...

The start of the world's first intercontinental food fights.