Gamers' Guild Member Gifts

What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy? Having a huge party. It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly. Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games. "Turkey Slaughter VI" is no ordinary game. You're coming to my place.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Mac OS 20

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Internet Cafe.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.