Gamer Granny Gifts

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

Mac OS 20

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Internet Cafe.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Rock on Grandma!

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"The Momfia"

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.