Gamer Granny Gifts

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Internet Cafe.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Rock on Grandma!

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"The Momfia"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."