Gamer Spouse Gifts

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

"In this game you graduate college, get a good job and take care of your parents in their old age...my dad bought me the game."

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

Maternity.

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

'Hey Dad? Just in case you were wondering, for Christmas Mom was asking for an iPod, an X-Box and a Hannah Montana doll.'

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

'Shouldn't you be out in line...'

Noughts and crosses.

"My mom will only let me play Angry Birds if they're passive aggressive."

"Oh, Harold would never divorce me. I hold the key to his heart. . . and one to a certain safety deposit box!"

'But do you love me more than 'words with friends'?'

The AdRams Family no.35 - Dog playing with computer

Mum says: 'Must we go through this EVERY year?'