Superhero Granny Gifts

Supernan.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'I'm on my way!'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Cow of BEEF

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Rock on Grandma!

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

"Nice cannonball, Grandma!"

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

My company just cut our pension plan. I can help with that, m'lady. I'm Recession Man! You can bring back our pension? I can bring you lots of back rubs. Can you at least kick the tar out of the executives who cut our retirement benefits? Lady, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Batman! I hate to talk about another superhero, but he doesn't bathe. The Adventures of Recession Man.

My gran likes the crossword.

Top 3 Complaints of Batman's Ex-Girlfriend.

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

Lady with walking frame on skis.

Battleaxe offers free advice.

"Come on, lady. Who are you kidding'? You're waaaay over twenty-one."

'You've got to fight! You've got to want to get well!'

Grannies who lunch.

'Your mother's got to carry on working as long as I live.'

"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"

Women at war - balancing work & family

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

"When I grow up, I'm going to have a mustache just like you, Grandma."

'Are we running late.'

"Come on girl, let's hit the road!"

'Didn't you check our blog post, mildred? We're not a knitting circle anymore. We're a neighborhood militia.'

"I've been thinking...maybe I should get a tattoo."