Daredevil Granny Gifts

"Nice cannonball, Grandma!"

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

'Just doing the school run.'

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."