Daredevil Dog Lover Gifts

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Dairy Devil

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"Look I've already said, I'm not going to bed with you on our first date"