Doggy Daredevil Gifts

'Want to go outside?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'How's the water skiing?'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

The hall of bad ideas.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."