Devil Daredevil Gifts

After hours...

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Washing Line Walker

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Dairy Devil

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."