Doggie Daredevil Gifts

'If you need a parachute on this walk, what about me?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

A smiling cyclist

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'How's the water skiing?'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."