Spunky Granny Gifts

"Come on girl, let's hit the road!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Silver Surfer.

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Rock on Grandma!

Granny Wear

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Nice cannonball, Grandma!"

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"Give her a little time, Kids. Helen has to get used to now being a grandmother."

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

Supernan.

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

My gran likes the crossword.

Lady with walking frame on skis.

"Come on, lady. Who are you kidding'? You're waaaay over twenty-one."

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

Battleaxe offers free advice.

'Your mother's got to carry on working as long as I live.'

"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"

Grannies who lunch.

'Everybody go home now - or I'll speak this party in nothing but my granny panties.'

'I'm told it's something to do with wireless technology.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to have a mustache just like you, Grandma."

"I've been thinking...maybe I should get a tattoo."

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!'

'Didn't you check our blog post, mildred? We're not a knitting circle anymore. We're a neighborhood militia.'

'Mrs. Fipperwell watches the world jog by.'

"Not happy"