Granny's Antics Gifts

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Young MacDonald

"My great granddad says fruits and vegetables keep him healthy. He calls them 'fossil fuels.'"

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

'Child resistant cap'

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

My gran likes the crossword.

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

Lady with walking frame on skis.

Battleaxe offers free advice.

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

'Watching Chet compete with our great grandson to see who can go longest without having to have his diaper changed. What are you doing?'

"Grandpa fatty died a heroic death - he bit through the main power cable in the slaughterhouse."

'Your mother's got to carry on working as long as I live.'

"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"

Grannies who lunch.

"When I grow up, I'm going to have a mustache just like you, Grandma."

"Come on girl, let's hit the road!"

'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!'

'First time grandfather hey! Me, I'm a great great great great great great great great grandfather...'

'Didn't you check our blog post, mildred? We're not a knitting circle anymore. We're a neighborhood militia.'

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

"I've been thinking...maybe I should get a tattoo."

Do not dare ask me about my grandchildren!

"Your cats are fine."