Cheeky Grandma Gifts

'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Rock on Grandma!

"She used to just be a mom, but when I was born she was promoted to grandma."

Young MacDonald

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

Classic SM.

Lady with walking frame on skis.

'There's always one.'

'We save a fortune each year by running our children through a tax haven.'

'Watching Chet compete with our great grandson to see who can go longest without having to have his diaper changed. What are you doing?'

'Franklin's waiting for the Google 'Street View' car to drive by so he can moon it.'

'Everybody go home now - or I'll speak this party in nothing but my granny panties.'

'Your Mom's going to happy hour. Let's order pizza.'

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

"Like this, Tommy?"

''No, sir, adult living doesn't mean X-rated."

'There's gin in the thermos. Make sure not to share it with the kids, even if they lose.'

I shrank another inch! Woo-hoo!

'Grandpa, can your inner child come out and play?'

Old Woman Tells Off Young Boy For Ignoring Religious Teachings And Stealing.

'What do you give a man who has everything?'