Fashion-forward Grandma Gifts

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"We have the exact same taste."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

How's the new one?

'You're texting? Wait--'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Rock on Grandma!

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Granny Wear

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Meals on Heels.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

'If I married this man, I would be a grandma. . . I would be a grandma before I was a mother. . .'

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

Lady with walking frame on skis.

"Grandma's pretty computer savvy. She gives us cookies, then tracks us by following the crumbs."

'Adam, Carol and the grandkids want to visit. What's our website address again?'

'It's a record of my daughter's rising hemline.'

'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!'

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

"Walter is more into Hip-Op these days."

Maid

'With text, email and internet access, this phone means your family will have to think of even more excuses why they don't keep in touch.'

"Like this, Tommy?"

"Who's the old guy trying to be hip?"