Fashion-forward Seniors Gifts

"Who's the old guy trying to be hip?"

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Rock on Grandma!

Pensioner's Romance

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Come on, come on, I can't hold it in much longer."

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

Late Bloomers

'Me retire? Never!!!'

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."