Senior Style Enthusiasts Gifts

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

Lovers in toile de jouy

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Georgian head-dress

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."