Senior Lifestyle Admirer Gifts

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

On holiday.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I don't know who you are!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'New money or old money?'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"My memory's not too good these days."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Toxic Relationship

Elder Assist Bird: 'I'm not going to tell you again! Take your ***** pills!'

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

'Janis, I've sustained a paper cut. Do we have any hundreds in petty?'

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

The Name Brain