Senior Lifestyle Admirer Prints

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

On holiday.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I don't know who you are!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Old Frogs' Home

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'New money or old money?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"My memory's not too good these days."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Toxic Relationship

Starfleet Command. Live long and prosper. Vulcans must have great retirement benefits.

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

The Name Brain