Senior Style Enthusiasts Pillows

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Lovers in toile de jouy

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

Old Frogs' Home

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Georgian head-dress

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"I had a dress once."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"