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"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I don't know who you are!"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Rock on Grandma!

Pensioner's Romance

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

Yummy Mummy

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

I love a lazy Sunday. What do we have planned, Dear? Just the usual. Oh yes. What time shall we do it? How about now? Sounds good. I'm ready. One, two, three … You kids get off my lawn! Now let's snuggle. We're not even on your lawn! Quit sassin'!

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.