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"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I don't know who you are!"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Rock on Grandma!

Pensioner's Romance

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

Yummy Mummy

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

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Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

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