Fashion-forward Boomers Gifts

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"We have the exact same taste."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

How's the new one?

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

A woman in prayer

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Thank you for your service."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Meals on Heels.

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

Old hippie

My tailor can't seem to accept the fact that I've grown as a person.

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Scottish Baby

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

Leave it to Boomer

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

"Walter is more into Hip-Op these days."

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."

"We look better in winter."

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