Fashion-forward Boomers Pillows

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"We have the exact same taste."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

How's the new one?

A woman in prayer

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Thank you for your service."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

Meals on Heels.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

Old hippie

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

Scottish Baby

My tailor can't seem to accept the fact that I've grown as a person.

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

Leave it to Boomer

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

"Walter is more into Hip-Op these days."

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."

"We look better in winter."

Triplet

"Who's the old guy trying to be hip?"