Trendsetting Boomers Gifts

"Who's the old guy trying to be hip?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Alabama Traffic Jam

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

"Thank you for your service."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Paleo-to-go

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

Old hippie

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Baby Born with a QR code

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"I shaved mine off."

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

Hairstyle Inspiration

Cupcake icing and matching hairstyles.

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

Leave it to Boomer

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

'This is the fourth time in four years! Are you planning your own town!'

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."