Boomers Unite Gifts

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Alabama Traffic Jam

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Thank you for your service."

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

Old hippie

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

'I made big bucks in the 70s, invested well and now I'm living it large.'

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

Hairstyle Inspiration

Leave it to Boomer

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

'This is the fourth time in four years! Are you planning your own town!'

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."

Triplet

"Son, everyone went to college in the sixties - there was a war going on."

Welcome class of '67.

Beware - Baby Boomers Turning 40.

Sadie, you were around in the sixties

"Who's the old guy trying to be hip?"