Baby Boomers Gifts

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

Triplet

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Alabama Traffic Jam

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Thank you for your service."

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

Greta Thunberg

Old hippie

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

Hairstyle Inspiration

Leave it to Boomer

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

'This is the fourth time in four years! Are you planning your own town!'

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."

Beware - Baby Boomers Turning 40.

"Who's the old guy trying to be hip?"

'I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.'