Trendsetting Boomers T-Shirts

"Who's the old guy trying to be hip?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Alabama Traffic Jam

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Thank you for your service."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

Paleo-to-go

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Old hippie

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

Baby Born with a QR code

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"I shaved mine off."

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

Hairstyle Inspiration

Cupcake icing and matching hairstyles.

Leave it to Boomer

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

'This is the fourth time in four years! Are you planning your own town!'

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."

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