Fashion-forward Moms Gifts

Meals on Heels.

How's the new one?

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"We have the exact same taste."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

Maternity tattoos

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Laptops

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'Nice bling!'

Yummy Mummy

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

Add your kids' ages together...

At the modern antenatal class.

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'How far along are you?'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."