Fashion-forward Moms T-Shirts

Meals on Heels.

How's the new one?

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"We have the exact same taste."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Smartphone Sonogram

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

The modern generation!

Maternity tattoos

Laptops

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'Nice bling!'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Yummy Mummy

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

At the modern antenatal class.

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'How far along are you?'

Add your kids' ages together...

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'The more you drink the more I produce.'