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'It's a record of my daughter's rising hemline.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

How's the new one?

The modern generation!

Smartphone Sonogram

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Laptops

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Maternity tattoos

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Yummy Mummy

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

At the modern antenatal class.

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

Meals on Heels.

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'