Style-savvy Moms T-Shirts

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"We have the exact same taste."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

How's the new one?

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Yummy Mummy

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

Pregnancy and Laptops

Add your kids' ages together...

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

Hiding behind mum

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Meals on Heels.

'The more you drink the more I produce.'

'They start texting so young these days,'

Tarzan has a copy of playboy

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

"Mom, small bandwidth is like you trying to squeeze in a dress that fit you ten years ago."

Pregnancy style expectation vs reality

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

'Baby Bump.'

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

"Nice sweater."

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."