Fashionista Mums T-Shirts

Yummy Mummy

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"We have the exact same taste."

'Baby's first two-step.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

How's the new one?

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Maternity tattoos

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Nice bling!'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Elvis Presley

Three-way mirror

Snake Dress-Up

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

'Do these come in blue?'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'How far along are you?'

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Designer Baby.

Meals on Heels.

Proper little princess.

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'