Fashionable Mama Gifts

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

How's the new one?

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Maternity tattoos

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

Yummy Mummy

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'How far along are you?'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Meals on Heels.

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Designer Baby.

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

Pregnancy style expectation vs reality

Baby tries on jumpsuit but it is much too big.

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

Pandemic Fashion

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Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....