Age-embracing Fashionista Gifts

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Carioca

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

The Dandy

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Elton John

Naked Furniture

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Australian punk

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Crocodile Shoes

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Work clothes.