Age-embracing Fashionista Pillows

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Carioca

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

The Dandy

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Australian punk

Crocodile Shoes

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Work clothes.

A monkey in a suit

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."