Senior Fashionista Pillows

"The worrying thing is, I'm exactly the same age as Tina Turner."

Mikado

Little Princess.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Tuck Shop

Casual Thursday

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

The New Business Power Suit

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Future Old People

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Winter Coat

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

After the takeover - The makeover

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.