Senior Fashionista Mugs

"The worrying thing is, I'm exactly the same age as Tina Turner."

Mikado

Little Princess.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Tuck Shop

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

The New Business Power Suit

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Winter Coat

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

'They don't allow ponytails.'

After the takeover - The makeover