Old-timey Fashionista Mugs

Maid

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Victorian Lady

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Blue Dress and Feather

A Macaroni in 1772

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Three Ladies

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

I want to hold your hand

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Granny Wear

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Pizza and Karaoke

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Amy Winehouse

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Will Curl Lip For Food

Wild and crazy salmon

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century